Connie-Ism

My mom's name is Connie and she says some random shit that just makes you say to yourself, "Did she just say that?".

I'm going to try to blog weekly about them.

Yesterday my mom went with me to look at a couch and then go out to my part, part, part time job to pick up the mail.

As we drove by the adult book store she says, "Wow!! What a nice adult book store!!!"

What???