If you haven't met my mom, you should, she is a riot.
This year instead of spending lots of money on gifts for each other we decided to each make a list of things we would like with a spending limit of $25.
Throw them into a hat and draw names.
That way everyone gets a gift, but we don't have to buy gifts for each person in the family, just one person.
Here is my Mom's list:
-Lipo (hips and belly)
-Three Olives vodka
Thankfully it is my sister who has to figure out how to get mom a boob job for $25 or less. I told her she could probably afford 1 unit of Botox, it might help half a wrinkle.
Or she could call that guy who was doing butt implants with fix-a-flat, he probably will attempt a face lift, boob job and/or lipo too. I mean, if you can do a butt implant with fix-a-flat you can do anything.