I can't wait to get weighed tomorrow considering I haven't gone #2 in 4 days, you think the nurse will be offended if I tell her to subtract 5 lbs. because my bowels are full???
When my doctor asks me how I am feeling I'm going to tell her I'll feel a lot better if she can give me the following in no particular order:
1. A REAL laxative, I'm done with this Colace bullshit
2. A dirty martini
3. A bottle of 800 mg ibuprofren
After this appointment is my 34 week and then my 36 week and then I go every week!!!!! Squeeeeeeeel!!!!! I'm getting closer!
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