No, no, no, I am not expecting.
I was asked by an older woman today if I was expecting.
I was shocked.
I don't have a belly.
It is flat as can be.
I've lost 15 lbs.
Why did someone ask me that?
I guess it was my flowing shirt.
Or the sweat dripping off my head that must have made me look as if I had a pregnancy glow.
I'm eating celery for every meal next week.
Thanks for giving me an eating disorder lady.
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Awe, people are stupid! Some guy at Target went on and on about me being pregnant when I was only 8 weeks and NOT showing at all. His wife hit him she was so embarrassed. Luckily, he was right, so I wasn't all that offended - but it did make me feel huge.
You look great! Maybe that lady just FEELS like you need a #2. ;)
I was asked that once in a bathing suit. Bitches. They are all bitches.
I would've bitch slapped her.
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