Thursday, July 7, 2011

Are You Expecting?

No, no, no, I am not expecting.

I was asked by an older woman today if I was expecting.

I was shocked.

I don't have a belly.

It is flat as can be.

I've lost 15 lbs.

Why did someone ask me that?

I guess it was my flowing shirt.

Or the sweat dripping off my head that must have made me look as if I had a pregnancy glow.

I'm eating celery for every meal next week.

Thanks for giving me an eating disorder lady.


Sassytimes said...

Awe, people are stupid! Some guy at Target went on and on about me being pregnant when I was only 8 weeks and NOT showing at all. His wife hit him she was so embarrassed. Luckily, he was right, so I wasn't all that offended - but it did make me feel huge.

You look great! Maybe that lady just FEELS like you need a #2. ;)

Meredith said...

I was asked that once in a bathing suit. Bitches. They are all bitches.

The Random Blogette said...

I would've bitch slapped her.