Search Keywords

I totally crack up every time I read the search keywords that brought people to my blog.

I've decided to start posting them, so you can also laugh with me.

Here are my favorites this week (I am typing them exactly as they appear, so ignore the grammer):

how do lesbians use a kotex

mypeediary

sex in belamere pool

I literally spit my coffee at the computer over "How do lesbians use a Kotex?"

I'm trying to wrap my brain around how a lesbian using a Kotex is any different than a non-lesbian.

Is there something I don't know?

Next up is "mypeediary"

I'm not sure why this made my giggle, it just did.

I'm picturing some weirdo sitting at their computer wondering if people keep online diaries about their pee.

Last is "sex in belamere pool".

This one always comes up, which seriously cracks me up.

The Belamere is a local boutique hotel where newlyweds go to consumate their marriage, freaky people go to have sex, old people go to re-kindle the old flame, you get the idea.

They have free porn, rooms with pools, hot tubs, private garages, you get the idea.

You could go on an all inclusive, 3 day trip to Mexico for the cost of one of these rooms per night.

Belamere has a FB page and I am a fan because they post pictures of their guests and it is rather entertaining.  If you are not a fan of the Belamere Suites, become one, the pictures are worth it.

I'm pretty sure I blogged about their FB page some time ago so people searching for the Belamere are getting brought to my blog because of that.

I just find it hilarious that "sex in belamere pool" is always, always, always on my list of search keywords.

It must be a popular search...