Weekly Memo to Davis

I'm stealing this idea from a fellow blogging mommy friend of mine.

To: Davis

From: Mommy

I realize that your new found freedom has brought you great fun and while I'm enjoying burning off extra calories by chasing you for the majority of the day, you need to stop playing with non-toys. Non-toys are listed below in no particular order:

1. Electrical cords

2. The air purifier

3. The DVD player

4. The DVDs

5. The barstools at the kitchen island

6. The dog's tail

7. The dog's toys

8. Mommy and Daddy's books

Your toys are contained in a basket, which you dumped over earlier today, spreading the joy of all your thousands many toys all over the living room floor. Yet you still tried to eat the electrical cords, take all the DVDs out of the cabinet, chew on the dog's tail, tip over the barstools, climb the air purifier, eat the dog's toys and take our books despite the fact you have many safe wonderful baby toys.